December 2011
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I’m going to bed. Today made me realize how much my life sucks sometimes. Goodnight world.
jonathanispierresbitch:
astronautinsummerparadise:
Emma doesn’t love me anymore.
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Today was terrible. I found out something that my parents were hiding from me until after the holidays. In other words, something that they wanted to bring up afterward because it’s terrible and now I feel like a shitty daughter and I was late to work because I was crying before I left because of what I found out. Then, to make things oh so much better, a customer decided to yell at me...
Emma doesn’t love me anymore.
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dirty work tour.
alex: jack why don't you give us a solo
jack: *guitar solo*
alex: that was fucking terrible
jack: *pokerface*
alex: that was like helen keller trying to do a guitar solo
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How teens and adults text
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
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Civilized Debate With All Time Low
Rian: That's a dumb answer
Alex: You're a dumb answer
Rian: You're dumb
Alex: Your mom's dumb
Rian: Nice eyebrows
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